Posted on June 24, 2008 by John

Passing time on the internet and with the credit card loaded and ready to use it, I’m ’bout to re-deco my desktop. And look wath I Have found . . .

My Feng-Shui guru told me to place a green plant in a pot, near to the north corner of my office, and I found this original 1up Mushrooms, is the perfect plant for me, doesn’t need water or care, maybe just a wet sponge for clening dust. By adding your own soil, you create the illusion that it has grown from the pot (the Grow Your Own 1Up Mushroom is really a vinyl collectable that does not actually grow). So green corner, huh?

Next step: an image of power behind you. Fu-Tong told me to hang in my wall a frame with a powerfull image, like a mountain or so, in order to atrack cosmo’s energy to your self. But, a mountain? what am I? a boy scout? Let’s hang -or stick- a real image of power that really freaks everyone: Darth Vader. Nothing intimidates like a 7 foot tall Sith Lord in black armor! If your sissy mind-weak co-workers are not impressed, try a tiny green creature with big ears and a bigger schwartz will instill fear in the hardest of enemies. But if you really want your pals to kiss the walls, a vicious Mandalorian bounty-hunter can frighten most. I pick Vader. And, should I mention that Darks side of the force is kinda cosmo’s energy? Have it all with this lifesize Star Wars Wall Clings.

And one more Feng-Shui stuff: Atrack money with oriental phillosophy by having near to you a magnet -or a lot! Theory says that a small piece of magnet will atrack to you affluence; so then, the Strongest Permanent Magnets Ever Manufactured shoul do a better job, dontcha think? These Curiously Strong magnets have amazing strength in a very small size. Five to fifteen times the strength of common fridge magnets, these magnets can lift 400 times their own weight in steel. Their power will astonish you.

Maybe this is just crap, maybe is not Feng-Shui, but come on! If you´re waiting for solve your problems with nothing more than phillosophy, at least you should have some fun!