Posted on July 09, 2008 by WiseMonk

Ever since 1985, I’ve wanted two things: a De Lorean and a Flux Capacitor. Well, they don’t make De Loreans anymore (at least, not the original company) and Flux Capacitors are just a thing of imagination. Until now. That’s right, I’ve found this authentically replicated, fully functional unit straight from the brains of Dr. Emmett Brown.

Ok, so it doesn’t really time travel…but I started to think while I was working (ok, I was sleeping in my office) what would I do if it really could.

Suddenly, I had the thought that I wouldn’t contract my Dedicated Server service from Liquid Web (I sleep in the office, so, I don’t know what to do in my night time). But, if I don’t do that, I won’t have all this free time to spend in the internet searching useless (but amazing) things like the Flux Capacitor.

Then, as I didn’t buy it, I wouldn’t be able to go back in time and tell myself “Liquid Web my #$$”, and I…well, you know I will create a time paradox and it will be the end of the world or something like that.

What would you do?