Posted on July 13, 2008 by WiseMonk

This is what happens when you have a computer and nothing to do in the office…

• What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.
• Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
• The 1997 Jack Nicholson film – “As Good As It Gets”, is known in China as “Mr. Cat Poop”.
• Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
• In the Mario Brothers movie, the Princess’ first name is Daisy, but in Mario 64, the game, her first name is Peach. Before that, it’s Princess Toadstool.
• Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.
• In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.
• There is a city called Rome on every continent.
• It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
• 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Polar bears are left-handed.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met my boss.
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”
• “Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy”