Posted on August 24, 2008 by WiseMonk

This time I bring you beer, I bring you laugh and fun…and some drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

• Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry
• I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan
• Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
• An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. – For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
• All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
• Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly women
• I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
• Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddies, and kids with fake IDs. - Homer Simpson
• The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. - William Butler Yeats
• Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
• Everybody should believe in something, I believe I’ll have another drink.
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
• Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is. - Billy Carter
• Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication. - Lord Byron