Posted on September 17, 2008 by Bored Larry

Yep I’m a fan for all things Futurama. So I found a whole bunch of neat stuff that I want to buy. Here it is!

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Retro Styled Tin Sign With Futuramaism!

This genuine tin sign forces you to realize on a daily basis the corporate mantra to shut up and do your job. It’s the ideal office decor for the demanding technologist who thinks they are actually going to go somewhere in life. Perfectly sized to fit anywhere (assuming anywhere is perfectly matched to fit this sign) — this sign is sure to tickle your funny bone precisely when you don’t need a reality check.

This fully licensed tin sign is 8.5 inches by 6.5 inches and contains a hanging hole on cardboard backing for easy wall display. Optionally you can just place it on your desk using the included easel back. Best yet is that your tin sign arrives with 4 super strong ‘power peg’ magnets in the form of tacks so you can place those pointless post-its perfectly on your placard. No alliteration intended. It just happened. The sign itself says ‘You’re not paid to think. A mindless worker is a happy worker. Shut up and do your job!’. Choose to obey at your own personal risk.

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Bite my shiny, metal ass!

Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mothers 1729th son. His father killed by a can opener, Bender went on to college and majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. This Unit 22 Bending Unit is proof positive that every desktop needs a tin metal, intriguing wind-up robot before it can be considered complete. Yep.

8.5″ tall wind up die cast interactive Bender, from Futurama (fully licensed). Twist the antenna on top of his head and his expression will change from ‘normal’ bender to ‘angry’ bender. Perfect to fend off unwanted visitors. Optionally insert an included cigar into his mouth for those times when Bender just needs to mellow down. Bare Metal Metal Bender includes a can of Mom’s Old Fashioned Robot Oil and a cigar! And arms articulate! Wind up key to make Bender walk inserts into side and is removable (his arms will also swing while in motion!). Open up Bender’s ribcage compartment and see what’s going on inside! Or just wind him up and let him walk all over your TPS reports. He doesn’t care. He’s bender, you new best desktop friend with an attitude.

 

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Bite My Shiny Metal A$$

Bender is many things to many people. Some folks see him as a brilliant vision of our future; others see him as a disgusting icon of everything wrong with animation today. We see Bender as a role model. If everyone was as honest as he was and forthcoming with their thoughts and feeling, the world would be a better place. We are proud to offer this 12″ representation (a noble size) of Bender for you to display on your desk. And not only will it show your pride in Bender Bending Rodriguez, but it will also help you save some coin.

Yup, Bender’s a bank. He’s got a slot in between his shoulder blades (if he indeed has shoulders) where the money goes in. To get the money out, just pop off his head (which Bender is very used to), flip him upside down, and shake. You’ll have just enough change to perhaps buy the one thing robots need more than anything in the world: alcohol!

Bender Bank Save change inside the universe’s favorite surly automaton Put money in the “input” slot on his back, and remove his head to retrieve your coins Dimensions: 12″ tall