Posted on June 20, 2008 by TheBoredIT

It all started inocently enough here at TheBoredIT, when an unforseen accident placed a little, inocuos marshmallow in somebody’s 3G iPhone. I swear it was unavoidable (if you had heard Larry braggin all day long about it, you would understand me).

Anyway, after the fortituos accident, the conflict escalated when a dart knocked down my USB Doomsday Device Hub! The Fiend!

Time to get serious. They say you shouldn’t take a knife to a gun fight. I guess they never thought of a Lightsabers!

Featuring realistic lighting and sound effects, these close combat weapons of the Jedi and Sith from the Star Wars saga are absolutely amazing, features include:

* Glowing blades ignites with realistic power-up/down effects!
* Authentic sound effects digitally recorded from the movie.
* Features four motion sensor controlled sound effects, Power-up, idle hum, clash, and power-down
* Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber.
* Sturdy blade is permanently attached to the hilt
* Comes with a custom-designed display stand when you need a break from dueling.

I’ve been waiting for you, Larry. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

Get ready tu rumble!