Posted on October 09, 2008 by WiseMonk

Ok, it’s official. There are a lot of people out there who don’t want me to work.
And this time I’m not talking about the Guys of Liquid Web.

Yes, it’s a Halo 3 Expansion.
The bad news: it seems this time we will not see the Master Chief.
The good (great in fact) news: it’s a Halo 3 [...]

Posted on September 22, 2008 by WiseMonk

Well, I have at last found a good reason to stay sober. And, no, of course it’s not my job. I still have not much to do in the office. I just wait ’til it’s time to go home.
I just found this:

The first time I watch the video I thought Devil was coming to me [...]

Posted on September 12, 2008 by WiseMonk

And I feel drunk. Perhaps because I am drunk. And I still have nothing best to do here in my office.
I even learned the “Large Hadron Rap” song…

There’s people out there saying it’s the end of the world. But, to be honest, I prefer REM…

Posted on August 29, 2008 by WiseMonk

If I had to choose between hard liquor and hard drive storage space it would be a tough call. Luckily I can look like career alcoholic while storing up to 250GB of data with the Leather 250GB Hip Flask USB Drive. This portable drive looks just like a pocket size flask and is wrapped with [...]

Posted on August 27, 2008 by WiseMonk

I come back with more decadence and the second part of my drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

I swear to drunk, I’m not god!
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. – Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
Homer no function beer well without. – Homer [...]