Posted on September 12, 2008 by WiseMonk

And I feel drunk. Perhaps because I am drunk. And I still have nothing best to do here in my office.
I even learned the “Large Hadron Rap” song…

There’s people out there saying it’s the end of the world. But, to be honest, I prefer REM…

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Posted on September 02, 2008 by Bored Larry

How about adding some excitement to your taste buds (those little spots on your tongue)? Well now you can do that with these perfectly legal miracle berry fruit tablets.

Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, [...]

Posted on August 27, 2008 by WiseMonk

I come back with more decadence and the second part of my drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

I swear to drunk, I’m not god!
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. – Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
Homer no function beer well without. – Homer [...]

Posted on August 25, 2008 by WiseMonk

There’s nothing better to read than Bukowski’s poetry while you are bored in your office drinking some beers.
I can feel exactly like Henry Chinaski.
This man is drunk, or working to get the money to buy alcohol. Sometimes, both of them.
A prolific author, Bukowski wrote thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels, eventually [...]

Posted on August 24, 2008 by WiseMonk

This time I bring you beer, I bring you laugh and fun…and some drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan
Always remember [...]