Posted on August 29, 2008 by WiseMonk

If I had to choose between hard liquor and hard drive storage space it would be a tough call. Luckily I can look like career alcoholic while storing up to 250GB of data with the Leather 250GB Hip Flask USB Drive. This portable drive looks just like a pocket size flask and is wrapped with [...]

Posted on August 27, 2008 by WiseMonk

I come back with more decadence and the second part of my drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

I swear to drunk, I’m not god!
One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. – Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain
Homer no function beer well without. – Homer [...]

Posted on August 25, 2008 by Bored Larry

Well, since someone on the office seems to be taking alcohol too seriously into his life, I recommend buying one of this Alcohawk Digital Alcohol Detectors I found at thinkgeek. You know, just in case.

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The AlcoHawk offers an incredibly compact breath alcohol screener at an affordable price. The compact design makes it easy to [...]

Posted on August 25, 2008 by WiseMonk

There’s nothing better to read than Bukowski’s poetry while you are bored in your office drinking some beers.
I can feel exactly like Henry Chinaski.
This man is drunk, or working to get the money to buy alcohol. Sometimes, both of them.
A prolific author, Bukowski wrote thousands of poems, hundreds of short stories, and six novels, eventually [...]

Posted on August 24, 2008 by WiseMonk

This time I bring you beer, I bring you laugh and fun…and some drunk-in-the-office philosophy.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan
Always remember [...]